Nico Hulkenberg has given F1 fans a vivid image to ponder ahead of the 2026 season: the German insists no one truly knows the pecking order until “everyone pulls down their pants” in Melbourne!
The curtain has fallen on pre-season testing, but the Formula 1 paddock remains a swirl of sand, secrets, and calculated deception. While lap times are dissected with surgical precision, the true hierarchy of this year’s grid remains as murky as ever.
After years of anticipation, Audi has finally transformed the former Sauber outfit into a full-blown silver-and-red assault.
Yet, despite a major upgrade package that turned heads in Bahrain following their initial shakedown in Barcelona, the German outfit’s ultimate pace remains an enigma.
While sophomore teammate Gabriel Bortoleto managed to claw his way to seventh on the final day of testing, Hulkenberg ended his final session in 15th.
Speaking after pre-season testing, the German made it clear that Audi is still finding its footing, while opting for a cheeky, "full-frontal" analogy to describe the moment of truth that awaits in Melbourne.
“I certainly feel we’ve made some very good progress from Barcelona to where we are today,” the Hulk told reporters.
“It’s just speculation right now, still. I think we really don’t know until Melbourne, and even a few races in because I feel at the moment it can be quite track-dependent, how your package feels on different circuits.
“So, we’ll have to wait and see until everyone pulls their pants down in qualy and we’ll find out!”
The Challenges of a New Power Unit
The brazen metaphor underscores the tension of a brand-new era. Audi isn't just bringing a new chassis to the dance; they are navigating the immense complexity of an entirely new power unit.
Building an engine from scratch is a Herculean task that has humbled many a manufacturer in the past, and Hulkenberg is the first to admit that the learning curve remains steep.
“But the team has been working hard over the winter, obviously pushing all the areas, being new into the power unit side, doing that for the first time, I think it has been busy and a challenge,” he noted, acknowledging the midnight oil being burned at the factory.
While the "four rings" might not be ready to challenge for wins on day one, the foundation is being poured.
“I think we are ok, but there is still a lot of work and a lot of room for improvement on that side and a lot to come,” he added.
“So, early days. I hope we are competitive, somewhere in the midfield right now, but let’s see in a few weeks.”
Until those lights go out at Albert Park and the metaphorical trousers hit the floor, pundits and fans alike will just have to keep guessing.
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