Scene at the 2016 Malaysian Grand Prix

©StevenTee/LAT

©StevenTee/LAT

With a 45-place penalty, Fernando wasn’t exactly looking stressed on the Drivers’ Parade. “Mmm, this is the comfiest seat I’ve sat in since last year’s Brazilian deckchair”. Alonso was thus contemplating buying a Rolls Royce just to lounge about in, back in his Oviedo garden.